If George W. Bush had any intellectual honesty:
Scene: The Oval Office
[Bush watches the statue of Saddam topple on TV]
Bush: Yeah! Take that Saddam! How's that for regime change?
Aide: Well done, Mr. President.
Bush: Now, who's next on the Axis of Evil? [Takes out crumpled piece of paper and squints at it] Uh, Zimbooble? Zimbawibble?
Aide: I think that's Zimbabwe, sir.
Bush: Excellent! Says here they have a repressive regime and sham elections. [Picks up phone] Rummy, now it's time to invade Zimba- Uh, that African place. [Puts down phone] Take that, President Moogabooga! [Takes out piece of paper]. Now, who's next?
Aide: Uh sir, shouldn't you concentrate on one country at a time? We don't have infinite resources...
Bush: Phooey! We're America, and we're here to bring freedom wherever it's not! [Looks at paper] Next, we'll go for...Saudi Arabia! Says here the regime is always abuserizing human rights.
Aide: But sir, the USA gains much from good relations with the Saudi Government...
Bush: That doesn't matter! We get into these wars in the name of freedom, not for our own benefit! There's no 'I' in America!
Bush: Well, not the way I pronounce it.
Aide: Right. But, but, Saudi Arabia provides us with lots of oil.
Bush: Well, sucks to their oil! It's a nasty colour and, and it smells funny. [Looks proud of self. Picks up phone] Rummy, bomb Saudi Arabia!
Aide: Oh dear, dear me...
Bush: [Looks at paper] Next, we'll go for...The United Kingdom! Says here they're languishing under an unelected monarchy! [Picks up phone] Rummy, prepare to attack the UK- Oh, hehehe! Silly me, I like the UK! My Blair-bear lives there. [Looks around] Okay, which one of you pranksters put the UK on the Axis of Evil? Hehehe.
Aide: Oh dear... Uh, maybe that's enough for one day.
Bush: Maybe you're right.
[Phone rings, Bush picks it up]
Bush: Hello? NASA? Ooh, you're the space guys! What's that? Oh, really? Right... [Puts down phone]
Aide: What was that?
Bush: [Picks up helmet and starts pushing it onto his head] NASA have discovered life on another planet! A whole civilisation of beings we can't hope to understanderize!
Aide: Well that's wonderful news...
Bush: [Finishes putting on helmet. It's an astronaut's helmet] Yeah, they're apparently controlled by some kind of space dictator! And you know what that means...
Aide: Oh God no.
Bush: Yeah! [Picks up a light sabre which hums into life] It's time to use...the forces! The armed forces, that is. Hehehe.