This took place in Rich's room Thursday night, when a number of us randomly met up:
Abi: Smo, this is Neil. Neil, Smo. [Explaining] Smo is Sarah's boyfriend, and Pete's old friend from school.
Neil: Oh, really? Small world, huh?
Abi: Not really, she met him through Pete.
Neil: Oh, right.
Abi: It's quite sweet, really.
Smo: Sweet? I stole Pete's girlfriend from him on his birthday, and it was sweet?
Abi: Well I'm rather glad you did...
[Neil looks on, baffled]